A Mama's Blog
This video has over 24 million views, but I had never seen it before, and it is so funny and adorable! The two boys in it, reminded me so much of my two boys for some reason. 🙂 Check out Charlie’s smile at :33. How cute are these little guys! Happy Laughing!
You would have to be living in cave if you haven’t heard about the controversy surrounding Miley Cyrus, regarding her Vanity Fair photo shoot. Ellen DeGeneres has some thoughts on this controversy. Happy Laughing!
To read a hilarious post about Oscar, check out Michael’s comments about Oscar at d-listed.
Happy Laughing!
(This was sent to me by a friend on my parenting board- thanks Tara!)
Ladies- If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it’s still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant “fix-me-up.”
Real Women – If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that’s too damn bad. Please recite with me The Real Women’s motto: “I made it and you will eat it and I don’t care how bad it tastes.”
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Ladies – Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Real Women – Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who the hell cares?
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Ladies – Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Real Women – Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake. You are probably lying on your ass on the couch, with your feet up anyway.
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Ladies – To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Real Women – Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don’t have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.
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Ladies – When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won’t be any white mess on the inside of the cake.
Real Women – Go to the bakery – they’ll even decorate the damn thing for you. See! I’m not the only one!
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Ladies – Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.
Real Women – Sara Lee frozen freakin pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over them, so don’t do it.
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Ladies – If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish- washing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Real Women – Go ask the very HOT neighbor guy to do it.
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And finally the most important tip….
Ladies – Don’t throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Real Women – What Leftover wine?? Amen!
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I don’t think it gets much “cheesier” than this- and I am sure glad I am not in this video to have this around haunting me for the rest of my life. May the Force Be With You! Happy Laughing!