Weird Parenting Events Not Found in Books

What is the weirdest way you have been injured by your child?

Tonight, as I was feeding Cole, I was kissing his chubby little cheeks, and he responded by jamming his thumb clear up my nose (I think he hit my brain), resulting in a big, bloody nose for me.

I suppose this is one of those weird things you never even think or read about in any parenting book until it happens.  A few other ones:

Things You Never Thought You Would Say: Get your finger out of your… (you can only imagine the body part).

Things You Never Thought You Would Do: Leaning over a crib at 2am trying to nurse a half-awake baby back to sleep.

Something You Swore Would Not Happen With Your Kids, But Now Does: Living room filled from top to bottom with toys.

I know there are more, but these are the only ones I can think of right now considering my brain still hurts from my, Way I Never Thought I would Be Hurt By My Baby.